I was coming out around the same time she was, I was falling in love and having my heart broken right around then, too. Santana: Lets just keep this on point. All those in favor of voting Rachel down a second time? elaborate wet dreams. Santana: I would love for things to get physical. Look, this campaign is brilliant. The writers largely failed Santana in the later seasons, but her brief romance with Demi Lovatos Dani was the exception. Santana was harsh and mean and strong because she felt like she had to be. It changed my life as it unfolded. Maybe that I mean I wouldn't know because like Medusa I try to avoid eye contact with her. Maybe I need someone who knows more than three dance moves: "the finger wag", "the shoulder shimmy" and the one where you pretend to twirl two invisible rainbow-colored ribbons attached to your hips. Its important because, before Santana Lopez, basically every character we considered positive lesbian representation was: a) white, and b) nice. Santana: Rachel, your mustache is thicker than a Middle Eastern dictator. I remember early in my coming-out-to-myself period I was hooking up with a girl in relative secrecy for reasons irrelevant right now, but it was strange to me how easily I kept the secret and kept wanting to do it. I want bling; I cant be any more specific than that. You finally got an okay haircut. Instead these two are going to go move to New York City or . Unmatched sass and the best . You wanted that memorial gone because youre such a cold-hearted bitch..A miserable, self-centered bitch, who has spent every waking minute of the past three years trying to make our lives miserable. Feelings for you, that I'm afraid of dealing with, because I'm afraid of dealing with the consequences. It was ordering my steps. And not just because you can unlock your humongous jaw and swallow him whole like a python. Santana: I'm sure you did something. like a lot of you guys, Ive been thinking so much about Naya & Santana and what they both meant to me all week, and then earlier tonight I think I realized something. Kurt and Blaine start by singing a cloying duet of Pnks Perfect. Everybody is smiling and clapping and even Santana has a grin on her face. And Naya brought that same joy, that same energy, to the Glee Live tour and I got to be in the very same room with her while she sang that song, and its a memory Ill likely never forget. Rachel: Brody is in the shower. Santana: Is that because you've been telling her to? And if you tell anyone this, I'll deny it - but I like being in Glee Club. Does he get so turned on by teen moms who barely visit their kid? This is it. We thought maybe youd like to join us. Monologues For Teens - Glee: Santana - Wattpad Wattpad scheduled for offline maintenance On Tuesday, January 10 between 10:00 AM and 12:00 PM UTC (5:00 - 7:00 AM EST), Wattpad will be down for 2 hours to perform a database upgrade, in an effort to improve stability and performance issues. Santana: Not just the school, you idiot. Cant I just have one night where Im queen?. I loved seeing Santana succeed. So often on Glee theyd shoehorn a storyline to fit a song they wanted to do, or stretch a song to fit a plot, but with this mashup, it didnt actually matter what the words were saying or whether or not they had anything to do with the plot of the episode. Maybe Blaine got tired of hearing your shrill self- And like Santana, I was so tired. As soon as we get to New York Im bailing to live in a lesbian colony, she continues. Santana: Okay, that's really funny. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . Glee never shied away from making radical changes in characters or basic show universe elements without an explanation or any apparent logic, but they brought Santanas actual written history on the show and she wasnt originally written as gay to bear on her present. Brittany: I don't want to known as a quitter. In my mind, there is no question that the Rumor Has It/ Someone Like You mash up is the greatest performance in the shows history. Thank you, Finn, especially. #filmacting People dont always evolve, sometimes they just change. We would like to show you a description here but the site won't allow us. Its hard to pick a favorite Santana solo, but I think its gotta be Songbird, for me, both for Santnas story arc and for Naya Riveras performance. Not only am I giving you full visitation rights to the set of rambunctious twins that live on my rib cage, you get the chance to show that pastry bag Finn that he cant mess with Sam Evans. As it is, I love 2 Cellos covers, but Nayas voice paired with Grant Gustins, the sharp outfits, the simple choreography. See I dont go here anymore, sue, and that means I can finally tell you exactly what I think of you. I dont know. You know, with all of the horrible crap I've been through in my life, now I get to add that. Emmy Rossum is. Im still feeling sad and angry. I guess those contracts I signed for those commercials said that I waived my right to residuals, in exchange for a lifetime supply of Yeast-I-Stat. I'm from Lima Heights Adjacent and I'm proud! Tina: Five minutes ago, you said Mr Schue belonged in a 12 step program. And I walk around so mad at the world, but Im really just fighting with myself. Brittany: Wait, isn't this a date? It might say somewhere too that she didn't want to do it. Quinn: Flawless. someone who knows more than three dance moves: the finger wag, the I turned on my heels and ran out of there with a quickness, rather than risk the barista seeing me cry in public. Brittany is my ex girlfriend and she just dumped me, which is why Im even here and why I have this job. (murmurs) Self-hating Asian. You know what? And don't tell me it's 'cause the cafeteria food binds you up. Santana defending Blaine and Kurt from Dave, A Night of Neglect. Santana to Brittany and Sam, Blame It on the Alcohol. If you're still obsessing over what you're gonna sing at your Funny Girl callback, may I suggest your best jam ever, Run Joey Run? Cello guys can you hang back for a second, Im gonna need you for this one. After I came out in college, I eased my way into openly talking about my attraction to women by talking about how much I loved Naya. This is embarrassing. I mean, after all, that's why it didn't work out with you and Blaine, right? But what makes it iconic for me are the story choices that Naya Rivera makes. Santana: Do you think this voodoo doll looks enough like Rachel Berry to actually work? Santana: Gunther, thats my Yeast-I-Stat what the hell?? And it was uneventful. I hope she wouldve found it exhilarating. Santana to Rachel and New Directions, Yes/No, Admit it, Wonder Twins. Santana about Rachel, when Rachel wins the MVP Glee Club Award, Original Song. This is garbage. You know what, this is not- Hey honeys, it's not a Big Red commercial. Kurt: There is no way I'm playing a transvestite in high heels and fishnets and wearing lipstick. Santana: Sex is not dating. You know the one. delivery time of a monologue may vary depending on your interpretation of the chosen piece. Well I dont give a hot wet monkeys ass what you care for. I like how you guys pretend to be all accepting about everything but when your friend suddenly shows up in your home, moves in and goes through all your stuff you're offended. Brittany: C'mon, we can't be mad at Rachel forever. I'll just marry an NFL player, they're super reliable. Rory: Whoa. This is only temporary. Maybe Blaine didnt wanna be with someone who Santana: Where he will be for the next hour scrubbing the drug shame off of his friction-less body. What difference does it make? Maybe that has something to do with it. I was that kid at school for better or worse. Hands down my favourite and the best ever scene on Glee. The writers probably just wanted an excuse to create a three way parallel of hurt feelings between Kurt, Quinn, and Santana, but Nayas performance justifies and deepens every word. Attack me with your exfoliating loofah? It fit. Because Sanatana will cut anyone down with her vicious, vicious words no matter how much she loves them, but someone outside her found family attacks one of hers? [voiceover] I've always loved volunteering at the local hospital, and not just because of the sexy candy striper outfit. I even had a sex dream about a shrub that was just in the shape of a person. He didnt remember her favorite ice cream order or her little sisters name. Mostly, though, the dialogue. Santana: Youre a liar. Maybe Blaine didn't wanna be with someone who looks like they just removed their top row of dentures every time they smile, or someone who doesn't dress like an extra out of one of Andy Dick's more elaborate wet dreams. Maybe Blaine got tired of hearing your shrill, self-aggrandizing lecture about how you felt the two of you were at the very apex of the gay rights movement every time you so much as cooked macaroni and cheese together or farted. ". Santana: Are we dating or what? She looks to Brittany, she remembers their dreams that came true and then the rumors have it that ruined them all. Most of this isn't mine anyway.". ", Today is your lucky day, because Auntie Snicks just arrived on the Bitch Town Express. 'Cause it made me do a lot of thinking. I counted the number of times youd smile at me, and Id die on days that you didnt. Like that whole top row. I am a thousand percent sure that Im actually going to be famous, just like Im a thousand percent sure that our man-child piano player keeps a petite Eurasian locked in a trunk underneath his bed. Santana Monologue Glee Shack's Advocate Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. Santana: Please,she's like a cat in heat. Leprechaun, starring a young Jen Aniston, is my favorite movie. So be warned: if you are not giving this everything you've got, I WILL go all Lima Heights on your sorry asses. Maybe he finally got freaked out by your strange Guppy face, trouty mouth. If everyone just put out, we would have a winning football team. Santana: Your sexuality? I want to think it was because it truly meant something. Ive listened to it about a gazillion times over the last many years, and it always gets me in my guts, but I forget what a punch it really is to my hearts face to watch the scene. I just see someone who I may or may not have to destroy.So if you ever tell me what to do I will END you! Rachel: (reading from phone) Santana Lopez- Nude, lez, boobies, sex tape, Mexican or Dominican, Question mark. mouth like cats ass. Oh yeah. I was the exact same age as Santana when Glee was airing and going through the most difficult part of my coming out process. But make no mistake. I've been dry heaving all weekend. I have been heartbroken over this. A way to stir shit up, often with Brittany by her side. I've been going through that Rumours album and I found the best song that really goes one step past Landslide in expressing my feelings for you. Northmead Creative & Performing Arts High- Drama Audition 2 | P a g e Santana to Rachel, Extraordinary Merry Christmas, Will: Okay, come on ladies, it's not like this is the first time I've ever proposed. You wont be forgotten. You told coach Sylvester about my summer surgery! If you pivoted to, PEACHES TEES, ALL-STARS HATS, CLUB SODA SHIRTS AND MORE MERCH, LGBTQ Television Guide: What To Watch Now, The 50 Best Lesbian, Bisexual & Queer Movies Of All Time, a few words already on the coming out scene that resonated with me more than anything before or since. feminine Quinn Fabray. Everything about you screams virgin. Were almost ten years later and Ill never forget her cadence as she says it, the hurt that flashes across her face. Santana to Finn about Blaine, Pot o' Gold, Heres the deal, pixie boy. But Santana was too bright, too once-in-a-lifetime, and Naya Rivera worked too hard at her career for far too long, taking bit commercials and one-off guest stars since she was a child, for this not to be her moment. Santana, the bitchy cheerleader, certainly didnt originate as anything like an underdog and even as her character developed and she came out, she still was rarely written as such. Lady Hummel called begging us to do an emergency intervention. Theres a brief moment after Kurt is elected prom queen as a cruel joke that Santana rushes out of the room crying. Santana: Why would I do that? And there is only one type of person that carries cash and a pager. Okay, wait hold up! No Brittany, you have no idea what it's like out there in the real world. alcoholic crump. Trent: Wait, are you serious, is he gonna be okay? I meant, it's a Win-Win for me. You wanna play with me, Kurt? And I walk around so mad at the world, but Im really just fighting with myself. She was mean sometimes, maybe even a lot of times, and she understood later that, yes, it was coming from a place of fear and insecurity because she was closeted. Thats right Yentl: your sweethearts been lying to you because he and I totally got it on last year. But then well, Ill let her speak for herself: Thank you, guys. Santana: You wanna have a duel? The Troubletones deserved their own spin-off. I'm not interested in the boys, or the makeup, or the polyester outfits. And Santana! I mean, just because I hate everybody doesnt mean they have to hate me too, she cries. Santana: Rachel, I'm your friend. with a mouth like cat's ass. I'm a beautiful person. So many amazing moments. It was beautifully choreographed, perfectly sung, but also the layered acting was absolutely stunning. (Rachel starts crying) Oh God. Santana: I want to be with you. Some of them are shared by many of us, and probably by you too. Quinn: We all should've known that a Valentine's Day wedding was just asking for a disaster. (slaps Quinn across face). Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. In honor of learning even more. You're really not gonna tell me about the stick? He was rude, patronising, and racist. Santana: Those are your nipples. Santana was my favorite long before the jokes about her and Brittany sleeping together turned into the best friends in love storyline of my dreams. You told Coach Sylvester about my summer surgery! Watch 10 of Naya Rivera's best performances as Santana Lopez on Fox's 'Glee.' . Even I felt a little something in my lady loins when he did that magic sex dance. I dont know how! In doing so, they revealed a rarely-discussed but entirely valid coming out narrative. So, you know what, maybe that's why it didn't work out. Santana Lopez was a one dimensional cheerleader minion until Naya Rivera turned her into one of the greatest and most important tv characters of all time. Santana to Rachel, Tina in the Sky with Diamonds. TINA: Sorry, Santana. So Im going to leave the obviously iconic, emotional, perfect moments to the people who have lived with this show, this character, and Nayas singular performance for years. You cant blame me for anything Snix does, Santana to Principal Figgins, I Kissed a Girl, If you suspend me, I wont be able to beat Grimace and Mr. Schues butts, Santana to Principal Figgins about Finn and Will, I Kissed a Girl. Santana: (at Finn) You told her too? like one of those cats that can smell cancer. WhyWhy am I even taking advice from you, okay. Maybe Brittany and I are too young to get married. And were lesbians. You look like an assless J-Lo. How could Brody give all that up? No Trouty Mouth? She's dating Jesse. And whew, does she sell this song. As my cousin walked down the aisle in her handsome white tuxedo to meet her wife, my mother sang Songbird, their song of choice. 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